Emacsen @emacsen@emacsen.net

When I see Jews staying on Twitter...

The San Francisco police department wants permission to allow their police robots to use deadly force.

https://localtoday.news/ca/the-san-francisco-police-department-is-requesting-permission-for-their-robots-to-use-deadly-force-142138.html

When the heck is Sisco getting here?!

Announcement: "This is Eli... the Mashiach will be arriving on luggage carousel 4."

#Israel #JewishHumor

Can this go viral on the Fediverse?

Also, relevant

(source https://despair.com/products/irresponsibility)

Okay my lovely Fediverse folks, let's talk about why this post by Trump is antisemitic.

Jews, please give a chance for the gentiles to see if they can get it before blurting the answer out.

(there are actually multiple right answers- I've seen four so far)

I... yeah...

This is what MyCroft told us it would look like:

All of these countries have an official religion, but when Jews do, we get told it's evil. Yet those same people don't criticize the other nations on the list.

This image (taken from https://twitter.com/Maccabi226km/status/1569693602053332992 ) doesn't even list all the "unofficially Christian countries" like France, UK, US, Canada, and Australia.

People let me tell you about my best friend, he's a warm hearted person who loves me 'till the end

Favorite if you know what these are/like them.

How the heck am I supposed to leave bed...

#caturday is a rest day

I have a craving for a gyro. I'd even take a schwarma.

But here in Canada all you can get is donair.

I love my cat deeply, but he is a very dirty boy, including literally rubbing his face in cat litter.