me seeing my cat (Crispin d'Familiar): "Jump into my arms!"
me thinking to myself: Given infinite time and an infinite number of Crispins, there is a Crispin that will jump into my arms.
me again: Given an infinite number of Crispins, there will be a Crispin who replies back, "No, jump into MY arms."
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